Funny Search Suggestions on Google

Instead of a usual post about investing, here’s something to make you laugh. Who would have known that many people search for the most bizarre, funniest things on the one and only search engine: Google?! Without further ado, here are some of the weirdest (and albeit funniest) search suggestions on

If you’re spouse is that bad….

Wait a second. How do you know that you’re dead?

I’m not fat. I’m 6 feet tall and 140 pounds.

Yes, I did see that unicorn. It stopped just in front of my house.

Sorry. No refunds allowed.

I’m calling the police, you stalker!

You’re in luck, pal! I’m selling a bottle of Magic Hair Growth for just $9.99!

Awwww, cheer up buddy. It’s not all that bad.

No. I’m not stupid for a living. But I watch TV for a living!

Parents just don’t understand their kids, do they?


No! I am not gay, dammit!

I wish my dad owned a brewery. ๐Ÿ™‚

I’m not so sure……

No, Asians are not aliens. Are Europeans aliens?

I have friends in Canada, and rest assured, they have indoor plumbing. So no, Canadians do not live in igloos.

Your mom turns you on?!?!! I think I’ll be telling your mom.

Thanks to Khaleef @ Fat Guy Skinny Wallet for your comment. You searched for “this is why you’re fat: too?

12 thoughts on “Funny Search Suggestions on Google”

  1. This is so funny! I always laugh at the suggestions Google gives. It really is funny to see what they think will be typed next based on what people are actually searching for.

    1. My guess is a lot of these searches were done by joksters just to see what results would come out. ๐Ÿ™‚

    1. I was thinking to write about Steve’s resignation (so sad, a true American icon), but I think it’s fairly well covered by Business Insider and Wall Street Journal.

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